Category Archives: Twitlight
It does NOT look like we’re going to make goal. However, you can still support the launch of Twitlight with donations through the PayPal buttons on this site. The book will go on!
Muah ha ha! The first official promo video for the Twitlight project is now up on Youtube HERE
I’m looking for beta readers for my upcoming parody, Twitlight, and eventually for later projects! What you would do: *Review a 2nd draft eBook that has been through primary editing. *Look for typos *Find plot holes, continuity breaks etc *Give … Continue reading
I have the outline completed for Twitlight, and will begin the primary draft over the weekend! Thus far backers are trickling in. Every bit of help is appreciated. I’ve also added the Kickstarter levels of backer support to the official … Continue reading
Back the launch of my upcoming parody, Twitlight, at TWITLIGHT – If you love Twilight, you’ll hate this book!
Show your support for Twitlight and your disdain for the series it mocks by backing my project! There are several levels of support available: *Mortal *Non-Sparkly Vampire *Sparkly Vampire *Sparkly Vegetarian Vampire *Werewolf Who Needs a Shirt Link here for … Continue reading
Here it is! Let us drive a stake into Twilight’s lame sparkly heart! I applaud the people at Kickstarter for moving so fast, and not insisting on any reduction in the snark level of my text or video.
I found the perfect public-domain photo, and went to work mercilessly sparkle-izing and otherwise tweaking it! The lettering and layout are my own.
#1 Vampires that SPARKLE! Grrr #2 Vampires with no fangs #3 “Vegetarian” vampires #4 Hundred year old vampires in high school #5 Werewolves that walk around gratuitously shirtless and act more like helpful nature puppies than ravening forces of feral … Continue reading