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Preliminary cover art for Twitlight

I found the perfect public-domain photo, and went to work mercilessly sparkle-izing and otherwise tweaking it! The lettering and layout are my own.

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Twilight, how do I hate thee, let me count the ways… (part 1)

#1 Vampires that SPARKLE! Grrr #2 Vampires with no fangs #3 “Vegetarian” vampires #4 Hundred year old vampires in high school #5 Werewolves that walk around gratuitously shirtless and act more like helpful nature puppies than ravening forces of feral … Continue reading

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Twitlight – Kickstarter project submitted!

I’ve got the video posted, and I’ve hit the big green “send” button. Now it is in Kickstarter’s hands. Will see how long it takes them to approve it, and if anything needs to be edited for the purposes of … Continue reading

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Twitlight – KIckstarter project in the works

I’m experimenting with Kickstarter, the crowdsourcing site, as a way to fund some of the up-front costs of my upcoming novel, Twitlight. What is Twitlight? Oh, a merciless parody of a certain paranormal romance series featuring vampires that *wince* sparkle. … Continue reading

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Twitlight – a parody of a certain paranormal romance series – coming soon!

Some books are labors of love. This is a labor of hate. It is born of hate for a certain turgid, tedious, verbose series of paranormal romance novels involving alleged vampires that just happen to sparkle in the sun like … Continue reading

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